the conversation might go like this:
- “Don’t worry, I hate sitting next to strangers too.”
- “It’ll be awkward at first, but at least we both like Mark Wahlberg.”
- “Let’s make sure we both make an effort to avoid resting our arms on the arm rest between us. I know neither of us will be using it, but it’s all about respect.”
- “Our knees may accidentally touch during the movie. Please don’t make it look obvious when you move yours away. It’ll hurt my feelings.Use the “Laugh & Move” technique. During a part of the movie, laugh uncontrollably to the point that your body moves, and your knee just naturally follows.It’s ok if it’s during a sad part of the movie. It has to be done.”
- “It’s okay if we high five each other during the movie. After all, it is a Mark Walberg.flick”
- “When the movie’s over, there will be no need for good byes. Just go and don’t look back.Chances are, our paths will cross again. Ted Part III is only a year away.”
Comedian Omar Tarango 