Evil Twin

My son asked, “Dad, if I had an evil twin, how would you be able to tell us apart?” I was like, “That’s easy… 1. “One of you would hide my remote control” 2. “One of you would put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge” 3. “One of you would keep leaving

George Carlin Was Not Funny To Me

George Carlin was a good performer. He was a good orator. He was a good and creative writer. But, to me, he was not particularly funny. I know the comedy world at large may frown upon that statement, but who in the world said I had to agree with everyone! I’ve listened to Carlin. I’ve

The Jokes Start Here

I’m done with posting my jokes on Facebook. Too many chiefs and not enough Indians. So, my blog will be my testing ground! Here we go! Ugly people should not have attitudes. Look, unless you are Lady Gaga, Kid Rock or Lil Wayne, you need to drop the attitude. Have you ever seen a really

It’s Over…

I am seriously considering leaving Facebook. I’m slowly starting to realize that, far from being a promotional tool to get the word out on my stand up comedy journey, Facebook is nothing more than a public stage open to anyone and everyone. How in the world is someone supposed to get noticed that way! I’m