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Dating in El Paso, Texas


The last girl I dated was a stay at home mom. Her ankle bracelet didn’t let her go more than 10 feet away from her house.

Posted byOmar TarangoDecember 6, 2013Posted inUncategorizedTags:comedian, comedy club, el paso, entertainment, jail, joke, law, locked up, lol, microphone, one liner, open mic, prison, speech, stage, stand up comedy, texasLeave a comment on Dating in El Paso, Texas

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