While I’m in between jobs, I got a gig as a security guard. I basically stand around all day and watch people come and go. At a recent post, at a grocery store, who’s name shall remain nameless but rhymes with Galbertson’s, I learned a few things: The reason kids leave the store empty handedContinue reading “Life from the Perspective of a Security Guard”
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Calling in Sick? Call Dr. Feelgood!
Before my Underdog Comedy blog, I blogged about finding loopholes in things. The following is one of my favorites: “I’m not coming in to work again today, boss. I’m still sick.” “You’re sick again? Ok, remember, if you miss another day, we’re going to need a doctor’s note.” Whether you’re really sick or just needContinue reading “Calling in Sick? Call Dr. Feelgood!”
I’ve known about my laziness for a very long time now. And when I say ‘lazy’, I mean, lazy when it comes to doing things for me. You would think that I’ve got plenty of time to work on my comedy, but when I find that free time…I do nothing. I just vegetate. That’s allContinue reading “I’m Lazy”
Love What You Do…
I saw a commercial once of 2 archeologists out in the middle of the desert. Braving what appeared to be intense heat, both men hid under a tent to get away from the sun. One of the men, looking exhausted and dripping with sweat, said to the other, “Man, I can’t wait to retire! HowContinue reading “Love What You Do…”