When I have trouble sleeping, I can never determine if it’s because I have too much on my mind or nothing at all. There’s no reason why I should be waking up at 3:30am for nothing! Maybe it’s because I’ve got a new bit I’m working on and it’s nowhere near the way I want it to be?
Who knows? But it’s irritating! I want to sleep. I want to fall into the deepest sleep possible and wake up at noon like I did when I was a kid!
I didn’t lay in bed like I should have when I woke up at 3:30am. Instead, here I am… blogging. Oh, and not only that, If I’m awake, I HAVE TO HAVE MY MORNING COFFEE. Jeez, I sure know how to make things worse.
Today, I’ve got a book festival to attend with one of my freelance marketing clients. That’s what old people do on the weekends. We go to book festivals. This one is at least paying me. After that, I’ll come home and work some more on some jokes. I’m currently working on a premise about atheists and how they sound more believable only when they have British accents. If you’re going to try to convince me that there is no God, I’m more prone to give you credit if you sound like Simon Cowell and not Larry the Cable Guy.
Anyway, it’s 7:21am and I’m still not sleepy again. UGH!!!!
Comedian Omar Tarango 